I don’t even play video video games (anymore) but I may need to select up what Tekken is dropping. They only launched a trailer for the brand new movie and one in every of their characters is somebody named Leroy Smith, who’s the right prototype of Black Uncles all over the place. I do know good and properly somebody Black works in Tekken’s design department because this dude is so specifically Noir that Chad and Brock certainly didn’t provide you with him. This gotta be somebody rendering their favorite uncle, or making a mashup of traits from each of their uncles and dads. Leroy is perfection.
A FB consumer by the identify of DeMorris Edberson posted about this and I laughed so exhausting I snorted.
They released this full body render of the new Tekken character, Leroy Smith. C’mon bruh….take a look at how clear this brother is.
He’s undoubtedly someone’s grandmother’s “good friend”
You understand he was a Kappa in class and was undoubtedly on the step staff too
He doesn’t show up to the cookout, but all the time will get fed because SOMEHOW the aunts find yourself taking him plates
Legally blind, however all the time magically compliments your woman when she modifies her hair or nails
He doesn’t really need that cane and solely retains it as a result of it matches all his different accessories, and I guess he’s received totally different canes for all occasions
He made that R&B mixtape your mother cleaned the home to on Saturday mornings
All the time questioned who that quart of frozen collards or squash was within the freezer for? Look no further.
He had that prime custom made by Ms. Chow at the dry cleaners and he’s the rationale they serve that particular fried hen on the Chinese restaurant next door in the purchasing middle”
After I laughed myself into a full on cackle, I noticed this is nothing however truths. This man would DEFINITELY whoop everyone’s asses in Spades with a hand that is all Diamonds. I’m putting respect on him on precept. I know his locs are buttered with care and twisted with love.
Anywho, I dropped it on my Facebook web page and LuvvNation ran with it, like only they will. I’ve laughed myself into hiccups over their shenanigans. See under:
Luvvie: He only talks in whispers as a result of he thinks “anyone who needs to hear me will hear me.” And everyone certainly does.
Marie: out of kindness, bc if he used his full voice, we couldn’t handle it
Erika: His full voice would make all other sounds unrecognisable… ceaselessly.
Luvvie: You already know he smells like Previous Spice and Versace cologne.
Shari: perhaps Fahrenheit or Drakkar.
Syrena: Nah, he appear to be he wears Joop. 🤣🤣🤣
Jason: he’s old skool. He’s sporting Excessive Karate!
Susan: Pipe tobacco and one of many oil the Africans sell, the one that’s heavy on patchouli and sandalwood.
Shania: I feel he smells of cinnamon and wild berries. Men and women both flock to him. 🤣
Jacqueline: He smells like cherry scented Afro Sheen and incense.
Jasmyn: He solely goes to church on Easter and Christmas, but he still gets prime seating within the front row next to the First Woman (per her request 😉).
Sans: Who invited uncle Leroy to the cookout?
Luvvie: Who didn’t??
Nicole: shiiiiid do he need an invite??
Crystal: his invite is to infinity and beyond.
Nichole W.: He’s the rationale for the cookout. He thinks “The household should come collectively.” No time or date however everyone exhibits up, on time, with sides (aspect dishes for people who don’t know what “sides” are).
Nichole R.: all the aunties maintain their breath while he chooses which potato salad to eat. The winner wears that badge of honor till the subsequent time he decides “the household ought to come together”
JTodd: He’s in all probability courting every authorized era inside the family.
Adrienne: they usually all know and don’t eeem care
Holly: And if anybody tried anything with any of those ladies he’d drop them.
Kiel: His theme music is the entire Innervisions album by Stevie Marvel.
Luvvie: Lowkey, he helped produce that album but that was in his “young” days.
Susan: Not a single baby misbehaves round him. None.
Luvvie: They know higher.
Holly: No one’s ever seen him discipline a kid- and yet, all the youngsters simply know.
Sonya: All you must need to do is say his identify and ERRBODY straightens up!
Keidre: He’s the Previous Man that Shirley had to call Barbara about.
DL: I can see why! 😂😂😂
Danielle: He never repeats himself. Pay attention fast or catch up later!
Karen: Grandma ain’t NEVA obtainable to observe the grandkids🤣🤣🤣
Luvvie: Grandma booked and busy!
Michelle: Karen, would you? “Baby, Mimi has a church meeting tonight and trustee board meeting tomorrow.” 😂
Danielle: hell, Mama ain’t obtainable. He does not discriminate in case you grown.
Darlene: I am Grandma. Grandma is me.
Chemere: Mr. Leroy obtained me occupied with buying him a brief set. I simply know he smells good and drives a clean Caddy.
Luvvie: You realize he acquired a WHOLE closet filled with brief sets and matching hats
Michelle: with the matching lizard & ostrich footwear.
Iris: he undoubtedly has the white linen outfits like he’s about to go to the Frankie Beverly and Maze Concert
Danielle: they placed on live shows because of his linen
Ana: He feels like Idris and Denzel and James Earl Jones
Luvvie: All combined.
Erika: you already know that’s a QUE. grad chapter, but nonetheless….
Luvvie: He do obtained Q-Dog power. Plus, them gold tipped footwear… that’s an Omega right there.
Grant: I’ll guess he retains his pimp hand robust. 🤚
Luvvie: He STAY ready so he ain’t gotta GET prepared.
KB: His second preventing look is a all white Chicago stepping linen set with some gold gators . A Pink solo cup of Virginia black will include the update patch .
Kacy: This is Mr. Leroy. Grandma Betty’s good friend that she all the time goes to see on Friday night time. Stay on the casino all weekend. We never truly SEE him
Just the pristine TownCar he picks her up in.
H Loretta: Zaddy in all probability obtained his personal theme track. Betcha “Between The Sheets” by the Isley Brothers starts enjoying each time he’s around.
Genese: It seems like he can open all of the pickle jars without tapping the bottom. And it seems like his handshakes harm. 😩🤣
Gail: Uncle ‘Bruce Leroy’ Smith on the town from LA visiting his nephew and namesake Lil’ Bruce. I’m here for it.
Yulanda: That’s grandma’s good friend that all the time peels off a number of payments, tells you to go to the ‘stoe’ on the ‘cornder’ for some penny cookies and orange pop. But you bought to eat outdoors on the porch, stoop, or garry depending on what aspect of the Mississippi and the way for south in Louisiana you’re from.
Susan: Oh, he’s for positive good about giving youngsters some change. He was a stack of greenback bills outdoors of his wallet for that categorical objective.
Shannon: He doesn’t joke much & all of his conversations are deep..He has seen & completed some shit, but if he informed you about it he’d should kill you, so yall simply real cool😂😂😂
Monique: He has a Cadillac although he can’t drive it anymore, has a hat to match every single outfit he owns, and tells all of the “young individuals” at the cookout that they “don’t know anything about this grown people’ music”, every time September comes on. He listens to data and nonetheless has his eight monitor machine. And, should you don’t come right, he’s quick enough to nonetheless snatch you.
Genese: It seems like he slams the domino sets onerous AF on the table 🤣
Kiel: Ain’t no one ever seen the inside of his house, however we all can imagine what it smells like.
Aisha: Appears like he would whoop everyone, regardless of the game, state of affairs, day, time & place.
Michelle: That cane doubles as a pool que.
Adrienne: He received golds in his mouth which were there since you have been born (1967 for me) 😂
Jason: You realize Morgan Freeman has already referred to as his agent to get the half within the movie and his hair stylist to make his lacefront locs wig
Jan: These attractive nostrils might odor the scent of a lady’s bone marrow. Oooooohesofine
MsCherie: He pulls up and Huge Momma inform all the youngsters to go play within the basement and don’t come up till I come get you
Amaryllis: He just says Alexa’s identify and she or he mechanically dims your gramma’s lights and plays Barry White 😂
Iris: You recognize he has a theme track…
Kim: By Isaac Hayes…
Monique: Or Earth Wind and Hearth
Nicole: He steps within the room and also you just hear the opening bars from Al Green’s “Can’t get next to you”. When Al was a sinner, earlier than the grits, Lawd mi seh! (followers self)
Susan: He undoubtedly uses the phrases “You dig what I’m sayin?” and “These younger cats over there…”
Jessica: Once we walk into Heaven some individuals are going to be upset as a result of this is what GAWD will seem like. I don’t find out about y’all, but I’ll be ok!
Sue: He was the top of security at the state mental hospital and his fox fur and black diamond mink coats have been bought by the human assets assistant and that night time shift LPN who carried a pistol.
Tracy: THE ACCURACY!!! That LPN made the greens and Mac& cheese for all the job Xmas events!!! 😂😂😂
Sue: Yes she did! and the Jamaican woman made the corn souffle!
Monique: Additionally, why isn’t his final identify Jenkins? If anyone is a Jenkins it’s him! 😂
Erika: His family is from the islands and he went to high school with Delroy Lindo.
Vicki: The “younger guns” roll his blunts without being informed. And God show you how to when you ask for successful.
Kristi: He’s obtained two wives… one he never divorced and the widespread regulation spouse he’s been dwelling with the previous 20 years…They both find out about each other… however play their place and alternate months and weekends…
Kimmy: You just described my Daddy.😭😭
Stacy: Leroy all the time believed it was loopy for a person so far a younger woman, trigger they don’t have “them good hips and sweet lips” like a lady with slightly “season” to her. He is the rationale your drunk aunt and your church aunt ain’t talking and haven’t spoken for 18 years. Each have a son named Lee — one is 19, one 19 years and 3 months.
Miles: Black Jesus has HIS picture on the wall!!
Sigrid: He don’t even struggle, he just 1, 2 steps and also you lose well being…
Alison: His ending transfer is gonna be the hustle…
Mariotta: i’ma get again on my gamer shit simply to choose him.
Truthfully, I’m right here for Leroy in all his badass glory. Tekken may need just secured a brand new demographic to play it. Nicely accomplished.